there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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