She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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