They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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