Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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