It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
then he tried to convert me to islam
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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