im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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