i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I will pee on everything he values.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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