I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just found a bag of teeth...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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