Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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