i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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