I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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