she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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