i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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