This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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