I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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