just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I supernannyed him into submission
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