I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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