she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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