I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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