We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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