Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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