I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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