cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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