yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
40s are totally the cure
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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