do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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