I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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