the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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