Don't you send me to vm
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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