Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
