And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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