I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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My ass is underappreciated
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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