girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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