he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He has the fingertips of a God
There's even glitter on my cock...
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