Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
