So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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