I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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