is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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