God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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