Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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