I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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