party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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