He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
His nipple licking is glorious
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