everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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