i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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