i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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