Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This baby is an asshole
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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