Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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