Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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