I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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