He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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