No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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