I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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