Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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