on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
